moth-unit-00:

My horny ass could NOT be the sole mechanic for a mech, alone in the repair bay, talking to the mech’s AI core, discussing the harsh reality of the war we’ve found ourselves in. Me discussing my mortality, the 50ft entity I’ve spent the last several years learning the intricacies of and is fully aware of the fact that as a tool of war it’ll either die in battle or end up abandoned as it’s systems all fail until emergency back-up power keeps it awake for possibly thousands of years. We talk about how neither of us has felt a connection between ourselves and anything else worth dying for like that, except maybe… Well, the rest of the base has almost certainly gone to sleep by now. The cockpit clicks shut with a soft “click” and I. I mean uh, I forgot where I was going with this.

(via robot-horde)


rhube:

Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week. pic.twitter.com/aZvvPYQ23i  — Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) July 17, 2023ALT
Whoever "trimmed" those trees may have just killed a bunch of trees on city property, that weren't theirs to trim. Get ready for a fine and sanctions.  — Steven Burke (@SteveBurke2000) July 17, 2023ALT
It so needs to be looked into. If they’ve illegally butchered these trees, they will have to replace them. Hoping LA requires trees of similar age and size. I know it’s nothing to the studios. But still.  — pro-union (@daisybug42) July 17, 2023ALT
My city requires similar age and size. I'm sure LA requires it as well. The replacements are going to cost a small fortune.  — Steven Burke (@SteveBurke2000) July 17, 2023ALT
tree law tree law tree law!!! (I love tree law)  — Dear Lustful Medicant (@gfrancie) July 17, 2023ALT
Not only did I complain on LA's 311 about this but I do happen to know an entertainment reporter over at the LA Times. I just contacted her about this. Welcome to my world. I have a very big vast network of people.  — Steven Burke (@SteveBurke2000) July 17, 2023ALT
*Soft, disparate, whispered chanting*  Tree. Law. Tree. Law. Tree. Law.  — Nome (@NomeDaBarbarian) July 17, 2023ALT
TREE LAW  — BasiliskOnline 🦎 itch.io (@BasiliskOnline) July 17, 2023ALT
YEEEEEEESSSSSSS TREE LAWWWWWW  — 🏳️‍⚧️ Shivers 🪩 Capital Killed Elysium 💥 (@FemChainsawJack) July 17, 2023ALT
TREE LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  — Josie Brown 𓅓 (@TheOutlawJosie) July 17, 2023ALT

You love to see it. (Not the destruction of trees, obvs, but shitheads meeting their oncoming comeuppance at the hands of trees.)

(via cryptidfuckery)


supreme-leader-stoat:

julia1x5:

5notz:

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I refuse to let this be lost in the tags

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(via princewelcomematt)


pluralwizard:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

Taking my benefits ELSEWHERE motherfucker

(via fluffabutt)


oliviagreenaway:

image-thot:

How to Bang a Robot Safely

Ok, I decided I’d share these measurements before I started work on the visual guide, as regardless they make great references for all your transformer banging needs!

I worked harder than I should have on these and I’m quite proud of the work I did (even though I know I probably shouldn’t be 😆 🤣). It’s been a good way to pass time while stuck in bed, so I may have gotten too focused on it (like spending several days on it…. maybe even a week?idk 😆)

But anyway time for the main event!

Continuities:

  • IDW
  • Tfp
  • Tfa
  • G1
  • Bumblebee
  • RotB
  • Bayverse
  • Earthspark
  • Cyberverse

Characters Covered:

  • Optimus
  • Bumblebee
  • Ratchet
  • Prowl
  • Rodimus
  • Ultra magnus
  • Whirl
  • Jazz
  • Ironhide
  • Wheeljack
  • Mirage
  • Cliffjumper
  • Arcee
  • Preceptor
  • Drift
  • grimlock
  • Megatron
  • Starscream
  • Sounndwave
  • Shockwave
  • Blitzwing
  • Tarn
  • Kaon
  • Vos
  • Helex
  • tesarus
  • Rumble
  • Frenzy
  • Knockout
  • Breakdown
  • Astrotrain
  • Barricade
  • Tarantulas

Here’s a little key for my “Can you fuck this?” rating system.

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Autobots

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Decepticons


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I hope you enjoyed this creation 😀 even if it’s not pretty it’s practical and in a day of banging 5 what we need 🤣

If you want a character added to the ever growing list, let me know 😊

i will be reading this every night before bed <3


weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result

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Fighting for his LIFE on the phone with a cute girl. He’s so real for this.

(via ghostboysandcryptids)


lestatslestits:

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

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(via mobs100)


jeijj:

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🍭🍭good night🍭🍭

(via ivycorp)



earlgreysoul:

its-your-mind:

banjokabooby-deactivated2023060:

its-your-mind:

joy is found in the explosive laughter that occurs seconds after Justin McElroy processes the Absolute Bullshit that just came out of one of his brothers’ mouths

and then, while still laughing, he says something like “you dumb motherfucker” and then keeps laughing

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A PRIME example ty @lumosflies

Thrilled to share the version animated by @everydaylouie

(via nezclaw)



miiilowo:

miiilowo:

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

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do you get it or do you not know anything

(via turntechgoodhead)


grillmasterxbbq:

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

(via jasonntodd)


phlebasthebroenician:

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Big news from Tartarus I’m just so proud of him

(via destox)